Sunday, 18 January 2009

Tap Water


Let's be honest, tap water on its own tastes of nothing but the swimming pool. If only a wedge of lemon or lime was included, the taste would then be transformed. That aside and on a more pressing issue, I believe most of us are aware of the alarming levels of œstrogens pouring out of our taps. Giles Coren, champion of sky juice or Thames filtered, cited-

''If I am not offered tap water before mineral water, restaurants will be penalised''


Mr Coren, take heed or your chest will morph into tits.

4 comments:

Douglas Blyde said...

If veryone stopped giving money to restaurants in exchange for bottled water, the establishment would soon figure out a way to make it up elsewhere...

bellaphon said...

Douglas O’Boy, I shudder to think when the dishwashers’ surcharge is finally introduced.

kang said...

Looks like a you've been to Princi.

bellaphon said...

Several times and not at all bowled over. Not trying to be sexist, but the only consolation is that the most of the women who go there tend to be rather gorgeous.